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All the news unfit to print for Monday, March 31, 2008




Wrestling makes headlines again..
A new generation.. Wrestlemania still goes strong.

Real sports sites cover Wrestlemania XXIV as though it's real sports.



What a year! Super Governor and Super Delegate Ed Rendell .. praises FOX news..


Democracy: a deafening noise


Massive truck protest ties up city traffic in Harrisburg PA .. Rounding streets and blowing horns in protest of high deisel prices.


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, March 30, 2008


JAPAN TIMES
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Brutal footage of annual Taiji dolphin slaughter has been captured by group .. feature length footage of brutal slaughter is slated to be released as documentary this summer..

The U.S. conservation group Oceanic Preservation Society (OPS) captured the footage.. The story details the way the meat is gathered and sold, plus points out that the mercury content far exceeds legal limitations in Japan..

JAPAN TIMES on how the massive blackout of the shocking footage is finished .. the truth is now out.

From the story:
Captured dolphins were filmed writhing in pain as Taiji whalers speared them repeatedly or cracked their spines with spiked weapons. Stricken dolphins are also shown thrashing about wildly, blood pouring from their wounds until they finally succumbed. Meanwhile, a number of dolphin trainers and officials from the Taiji Whale Museum are shown cooperating in the slaughter — some even laughing — as the killing cove's bloodied, ruby-red water swept round into the adjacent capture cove.

But perhaps the most iconic scene is one in which a baby dolphin leaps to its death on the rocks after its mother is killed. This really was a surreal and incredibly sad sight to see.

OPS team leader Louie Psihoyos, a world-renowned photographer formerly with National Geographic Magazine, and members of his group, conducted the extraordinary covert operation with the daring elan and minute precision of a military-style, special-forces mission.


Some more footage that you can watch--at your own discretion..


Ignore that reaction: The first boos of the season..

No need for a story, the video explains it all..Bush booed as he throws out first pitch of Nationals game..



The bad reaction did not stop until Bush left the field..


Never in my life did I think that Bill Clinton (or any major national figure) would boast eating a Pierogie.. But my heritage was humbled today: Bill Clinton ate the buttery treat.. and lived to talk about it.

Welcome to the Coal Region, Bill..



A few late evening random rakings..

A turning point in the world: Islam has surpassed Roman Catholicism as the world's largest religion, the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano said Sunday..

Stay for the lei: Aloha Airlines halting passenger service..

Hope in PA? Obama Penn State rally draws 20,000 shivering fans..

All the trouble in the world: North Korea warns South of 'pre-emptive' strike..

Dick Cheney on the road: Diet Sprite, oldies on his iPod, and non-fiction books about the military..



(AP Photo/Bill Waugh)
And the nominee will be... Al Gore!?


Insiders begin trial balloon for possible Al Gore nomination.

The UK TELEGRAPH is sourcing "former Gore aides" in its story about top Democrats hoping for Gore to emerge as a compromise candidate..

Last week, columnist Joe Klein dropped the story in TIME magazine practically asking for Dems to nominate the former Vice President..

One Democrat told the Schmuckraker: "All they have to do is say, re-elect Gore," and "he wins." "It will be such a battle cry to Democrats everywhere. Like remember the Alamo, in this case, remember 2000."

While it may not be that simple, the Democratic race for the presidency hasn't been simple, either.

Al Gore all over again.. Hopefully it won't come down to Florida.

The TELEGRAPH reporting:
"Tim Mahoney, a Democrat congressman from Florida, said last week: "If it goes into the convention, don't be surprised if someone different is at the top of the ticket." This suggests the party would accept a Gore-Clinton or a Gore-Obama pairing."

Heads up. Trial balloons are floating above..



THE EARTH GOES DARK ON THE SUNDAY MORNING SIDEWALK

People in my town are getting over their Clinton filled day yesterday.. I am sure by the time the 2nd Street Pub the Hibernian House let them loose at 2am, they quickly forgot that 30,000 people were in Girardville.. probably also forgot they saw a former president.. It was real.

But life goes on. Some random news links from the world around us..

I have the feeling that ancient politicians and rulers didn't want this truth known: The lives of ancient Egyptians were harsh, regardless of the images of wealth.. But those pyramids still stand. A triumph for humanity on the backs and bones of everyday humans..

I strongly opposed China being the site of the Olympics.. even more so now with the unrest in Tibet. (Unrest is a kind word for the brutal treatment of the monks by China).. German chancellor Angela Merkel said she will not attend the opening ceremony of the Olympics due to Tibet crisis. She is the first world leader to take this stand.. President Bush, where are you!?

Where's my glasses: Cities switch off their lights for "Earth Hour".. And not only real places, those of net lore do, too: Google went dark

Hold my calls! Brain expert says cell phones are 'more dangerous than smoking'

If you can't beat them, join them: 50 Cent starts his own social networking site..

Oh the gossip! Chris Brown denies relationship rumors with Rihanna, STAR magazine claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in New Orleans..

She's just being Miley: Cyrus wins Kid's Choice award..

Protest party filled with root beer kegs busted by cops .. no drunk teens to be found..

Florida police tase 11-year-old!


The barrel of a gun? New worries about Binary 'deathstar' that some think has earth in its sights..

Where is Ron Paul!? Bush seeks financial regulation overhaul..


PHOTO: REUTERS/ Mike Cassese


All the news unfit to print for Saturday, March 29, 2008

THE DAY MY MOM FELL IN LOVE WITH BILL CLINTON


My mom probably would be embarrassed to be the subject of a Schmuckraker blog posting.. but luckily she has become pretty much Internet illiterate since she retired from her office job..

Today, a pretty fair minded woman named Sharon fell in love again. It wasn't with her husband, though I am sure she never lost her love for him, but instead, it was Bill Clinton, the former President..

Her excitement was building today, as she sat with family and friends waiting for the former Commander in Chief to arrive in Girardville. The parade was extremely late.. Word is that while we waited, Clinton eagerly ate Screamers, a staple of Girardville, PA and the entire Coal Region. Tony's makes history.

But as he strolled down the street, waving, and proudly smiling, she threw off her blanket, stood in the air, and clapped her hands .. it was almost like a religious experience! She was out of breath.. and tonight, at the 10pm hour, she is still talking about it.. "He was a beautiful specimen," she told me tonight. "I never expected him to look that good. I think he is truly happy, I think he really loves people."

It appeared, today at least, like my mom was right. The Girardville Saint Patrick's day parade was supposed to begin at 2pm.. but since Clinton was in town, everything was thrown off.

He finally was in front of us around 2pm.. Screaming adoring fans lined the streets.

Hillary was originally supposed to show up. I think everyone's pretty happy she didn't. Hillary signs adorned the streets of Guntown, but a lot of words were said proclaiming that she probably won't win.. There are also even some rumors she wants the New York Governor slot now, instead.. Bill encompassed something more.. He proudly walked the streets of a small town.. Though I really haven't figured out why just yet, Girardville seemed to be a perfect fit for Clinton. He ate up the attention.. he loved it.

But my mom loved it, too. She didn't have too many kind words for Hillary. But she sure got reminded of why she loved the 1990s so much. She never admitted her liking for Bill.. but I figured it out finally today: She was always a closet Clinton lover. ..

Now I am beginning to see how the 90's scandals happened. Thank God my mom didn't have a White House job...

PHOTO CREDIT: AP Photo/Bloomsburg Press Enterprise, Bill Hughes



Bill Clinton's excellent Girardville parade day..

History in a coal town..


Pottsville REPUBLICAN offers live blog of Girardville parade with Clinton..

Word is he had a famous Gville Screamer. .if so, like all of us, he'll feel the effects later tonight when the heart burn keeps him from sleeping. But they are good.


The closest I got



Clinton started off slowly making his way through the parade route but security started to move him quickly .. Obviously he lovesbtge attention.. Thousands of eyes are smiling in Girardville today




Wearing her finest lipstick for Bill




It's a nice day for a Clinton



All the news unfit to print for Friday, March 28, 2008



Rice's views on race relations make news

She said a lot of it before, but Secretary of State Condi Rice causing quite a stir over her thoughts on race, America, and birth defects.

Rice was speaking about a plethora of issues when the subject of race came up..

Rice said, "Black Americans were a founding population. Africans and Europeans came here and founded this country together — Europeans by choice and Africans in chains. That's not a very pretty reality of our founding."

She told the Washington TIMES that "descendants of slaves did not get much of a head start, and I think you continue to see some of the effects of that. That particular birth defect makes it hard for us to confront it, hard for us to talk about it, and hard for us to realize that it has continuing relevance for who we are today."

The TIMES reported that she continued: "America doesn't have an easy time dealing with race. What I would like understood as a black American is that black Americans loved and had faith in this country even when this country didn't love and have faith in them — and that's our legacy."

(Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)


Madonna proclaims: Let's save Britney!
Perhaps Madonna is just as sick of the national obsession with Britney Spears as I am..

A sensible suggestion from the material mother on Britney: "They need to step off. For real.. Let's go save her."

Madonna appeared on the "YO on E!" show.. she said her daughter, Lourdes, is also sick of the constant media and paparazzi feeding frenzy: "She knows Britney, she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff. I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney."

While Madonna's comments are getting major attention (and fun-making criticism online) stop a take a breath: She's right. Britney Spears is a star dimming.. and in trouble.. An entire LA society has built careers on photographing Britney wherever she goes.

Is this humanity's purpose?
Would the paparazzi feel guilt if Britney goes wrong? or just continue their current approach: Snapping their fingers away and Spears goes adrift...

PHOTO: Lucas Jackson/Reuters


Get the green ready, Girardville, Cintons's coming

As Bill Clinton's incoming coming is quickly exciting the small town of Girardville, PA, predictions of busloads from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia. Crowds last year were about 10,000 people for the post Saint Patrick's day Saint Patrick's day parade. Tomorrow, the expectations are there of 20,000 people or more in the small coal town..

As G-ville preps, an offering of a few news worthy links from the Clinton stained globe:

Gville, don't tell Bill: Senator Leahy says Hillary Clinton should quit race for DNC nom..

The blossoms are blooming! The blossoms are blooming.. and the sky hasn't yet fallen. The rite of passage of winter to spring begins tomorrow in Washington D.C. ..

TIME magazine asks: Can FOX NEWS survive without Bush..


GQ magazine profiles John McCain's daughter, Meghan McCain.

The signs of the economy: Look at JC Penney's sales..


All the news unfit to print for Thursday, March 27, 2008

Saint Hillary staying home but Bill is on his way


Official announcement of who will grace Girardville Pa with presence this weekend for the late St Pats parade: Bill Clinton .. Hillary will not attend.. Developing

Women of Girardville: Get out your blue dresses and show us your stains!


All the news unfit to print for Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Who Was Ron Paul?


TIME magazine's Michael Grunwald explains why he believes that Ron Paul still scares the Republican party.

I have noticed one thing.. on major highways and thoroughfares of my daily travel in Pennsylvania, I see more Ron Paul signs than ever. It's clear that McCain will be the nominee, but it seems abundantly clear that the people who did support Ron Paul still do, and aren't turning their backs simply because his money bombs didn't result in primary victories..

There is something that can be said for Paul, as Gunwald points out in his TIME article. Ron Paul hasn't backed down.. he still opposes the Iraq war and any involvement in Iran, he opposes limits on guns, he supports privacy rights, doesn't like the Patriot Act, and really, really hates the Federal Reserve.
And he always has, and most likely always will. Ron Paul even took the House floor to complain about the government's case against disgraced Governor Elliot Spitzer. He thought it went too far. Absolutely refreshing.

Gunwald writes correctly,
"Bush's approval ratings have been abysmal for years, but Paul was the only Republican who really campaigned for change"

Change .. major change. Revolutionary change.

So as I drive by the homemade "Google Ron Paul" sign tomorrow morning going to work, I will sit back in the car, sip my lukewarm coffee, and wonder aloud what could have been with President Paul..?

Just then, I will be passed by the guy who drives the station wagon with a blaring "WHO IS RON PAUL" bumper sticker on it.. He seems to be in such a hurry. Perhaps I am just late for the Revolution..?



NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute/Reuters
Seeds of life on Saturn's moon Enceladus


Hunter Waite, a Cassini principal investigator at the Southwest Research Institute (SWRI) in San Antonio, said, "The astrobiological potential of the Saturn system just went up a notch or two"

Life.. Maybe. A galaxy of potential.. Always


For my Coal Region friends.. a pretty decent source explains tonight that he's making a 90% chance prediction that Hillary Clinton will be in Girardville, PA this weekend..




HILLARY CLINTON UPDATE..

WILL SHE SHOW UP IN SMALL TOWN GIRARDVILLE, PA.. SATURDAY?

There's a "high probability," according to latest reports, that Hillary Rodham Clinton will be marching in Girardville's St. Patrick's Day parade on Saturday






Get out the green *again* .. Will it be Saint Hillary's Day in Girardville, PA?

The entire coal region wants to know: Is candidate Clinton on her way!?

The potential exists that she may walk in the Girardville, PA St. Patrick's Day Parade this coming weekend . .which is just a bit late as many people point out..

The Irish don't put timetables on their public drunkenness..

Gville's parade (Gville of course is what the Schmuck and Schmuckettes around the world of Schuylkill county name the town with no red lights) is a basket of good times.. it's always a little later .. it runs about three hours long, and brings back people from all parts of the nation. Back home. To the coal mining town of history .. And this year with Hillary? Rumors running around small town Schuylkill like the septic creek that flows through it.

Rain expected though for Saturday .. but no one rains on Hillary's parade.

Updated 3/26/08: "High probability" of Hillary Clinton visit Saturday


All the news unfit to print for Monday, March 24, 2008

MONDAY MORNING POST EASTER BLUES


Random happenings, both good and bad, making headlines across the world..

Reaction continues with death toll in Iraq now at 4,000 .. It's infuriating to a point that major news media hasn't paid a damn's worth of difference to the Iraq war lately. Both bood and bad news has been taking place, and there's been deafening silence for our 24 hours a day news networks. Until now, the grave milestone. The other mindless thing about this 4,000 stat is that it does not at all take into consideration those coming home with mental issues or with other physical problems, such as loss of legs, arms, etc. It's a dreadful number, but there's more to the story. One that modern media doesn't like to deal with unless it's glitzy and flashy.

New York TIMES, who endorsed McCain, reminds us that at one time he flirted with becoming a Democrat..


No stopping it now: Flame in Beijing is lit: The games are coming.. But as the flame was lit, human rights protesters breached the Chinese tight security and tried to disrupt the torch lighting ceremony.. I am truly beginning to think that a boycott of the Olympic games may be in order.


Conan the dog .. prays!

Fishing boat sinks off Alaska, killing 4..

Flooding continues.. forecasters warn Arkansas to prepare to battle waters..

Now that he's done acting in a presidential race, Fred Thompson looks to get paid again..

Major salmonella outbreak in Colorado.. cases top 200

Newly Elected Pakistani PM Orders Immediate Release of All Judges Detained by Musharraf

Seacrest out wants to be in: Wants to be the Dick Clark of the new generation..


The You Tubes continue: Hillary in Tuzla


The Jed Report offering a pretty funny You Tube video .. playing of course on Candidate Clinton's words about her Bosnia adventure in 1996 when she claimed sniper fire led to her to duck and cover once the plane arrived on the tarmac. Video now disputes her claims..



NEW AL QAIDA TAPE: STRIKE THE U.S. AND ISRAEL

Not necessarily a new message in thought from the terror group, but new at least according to the timing.

Al-Qaida deputy leader Ayman al-Zawahri calls on Muslims in new tape to strike against targets in Israel and also those of United States interest..

From the AP
The authenticity of the 4 minute, 44-second audiotape could not be independently confirmed. But the voice on it resembled that of al- Zawahri on previous audio and videotapes confirmed to be his. It was posted on an Islamic militant Web site where al-Qaida usually releases its statements, and a banner advertising the tape had the logo of al- Qaida's media arm, Al-Sahab.

"Muslims, today is your day. Strike the interests of the Jews, the Americans, and all those who participated in the attack on Muslims," al-Zawahri said. "Monitor the targets, collect money, prepare the equipment, plan with precision, and then—while relying on God—assault, seeking martyrdom and paradise."


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, March 23, 2008

Late Easter Random Rakings from the World at War

Put away the bonnets, the holiday's next to over. Ordinary time begins.

Iraq war: Death toll reaches 4,000 mark..

Not much of a shock:Magdi Allam says that he is in more danger now that Pope Benedict has baptized him..

Firefighters on the scene of a large Cargill meat plant explosion in Arkansas.. Homes evacuated.. Another indirect victory for vegans..

Photos released show old images of Interstate 35W over the Mississippi River with clearly bent steel connecting plates ..

Health Daily gives us suicide's warning signs while JK Rowling admits having suicidal thoughts ..

From the ongoing war zone: Green Zone attacked Easter Sunday.. US troops kill dozens of Taliban fighters in Afghanistan..

Oh the intrigue .. what stains can you find? Britney Spears' clothing up for sale.. .. LEAVE HER ALONE!

Michael Stipe's truthful stripes: New songs tackle faith and revenge.. REM's first album in years due to have hard edge .. Oh and he said he was gay but outs fellow band members for being straight..

News of the ridiculous: China says the Dalai Lama is a terrorist!

Happy Easter. What's left of it.





It's all in a name


NEWSWEEK magazine piece this weeks examining why Barack Obama changed his name..

I suppose a president named Barry wouldn't command much respect at G8 summits, but it's an interesting story nonetheless:
"Barry Obama decided that he didn't like his nickname. A few of his friends at Occidental College had already begun to call him Barack (his formal name), and he'd come to prefer that. The way his half sister, Maya, remembers it, Obama returned home at Christmas in 1980, and there he told his mother and grandparents: no more Barry. Obama recalls it slightly differently, but in the same basic time frame. He believes he told his mom he wanted to be called Barack when she visited him in New York the following summer. By both accounts, it seemed that the elder relatives were reluctant to embrace the change. Maya recalls that Obama's maternal grandparents, who had played a big role in raising him, continued long after that to call him by an affectionate nickname, "Bar." "Not just them, but my mom, too," says Obama.


The magazine's in depth cover piece goes on to describe the man who could very well become the first African American to win the presidency.


Volker Kraft decorates a tree with 9,000 Easter eggs in his garden in Saalfeld, Germany, Sunday, March 16, 2008.<br />(AP Photo/Jens Meyer)
The Easter Sunday Morning Sidewalk


Memories of the smell of fresh flowers... Easter Sunday's warmth (this year cold) .. And the giant solid milk chocolate and white chocolate crosses. Ahh, yes.. the life of a young Catholic child..

Much like Christmas, Easter changes with time...

Some Easter Sunday related happenings from the globe:

Timing is key: The Pope used his Easter Vigil mass to remind us of that happy time of the crusades. Magdi Allam, an Egyptian-born, non-practicing Muslim who is married to a Catholic, was converted to Catholicism last night.. If he's like other Catholics, he will most likely attend mass at least two times a year.


Easter explosion in space: A star halfway across the universe explodes..

War: Still isn't over.. Easter being celebrated by United States forces in harm's way across the globe. Just as the Pope's homily spoke about peace in Darfur, Tibet, and Iraq, a blast killed three more United States soldiers. This Easter Sunday, the tally of troops dead is nearing 4,000. In the Church of your choosing, say a prayer for our sons, daughters, dads, moms, cousins, friends, uncles, and aunts in war. Give more than a passing thought. Easter's about peace--same with Christmas. But in the modern world, violence and pestilence takes no time off..

Some other Easter news: The United States Midwest continues to have flooding problems .. and snow blankets parts of England on Easter. Easter Eggs being hunted through the world in water and white.

Frustration on the holiday: Lillies cost more and of course gas does, too..
Another Easter related story, this political: James Carville compares former Governor Bill Richardson to Judas! .. not sure if there were thirty pieces of silver involved *though silver has skyrocketed in price since the dollar began falling* but Richardson did endorse Barack Obama for President a few days back.


Looks like an Easter themed horror flick: Creepy Easter bunny in replica of White House at William J. Clinton Presidential Library..


Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., reacts to supporters' cheers during a campaign rally in Evansville, Ind., Thursday, March 20, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Hillary's Easter Whopper


Candidate Clinton caught in a lie the other day. .now video surfaces showing Mrs. Clinton not ducking for cover in Bosnia.. instead, getting a nice welcome with a nice little girl on the tarmac by the plane.

Yesterday the Washington POST looked at Hillary Clinton's words about her 1996 Balkans adventure..

The post examined specifically: "There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base. We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady."

Send the First Lady, they surely did. And now, You Tube video has emerged from the occasion: Missing is the action, the gunfire, the danger. Existent are smiles and brightly colored outfits.

Hillary, you should be very thankful it's Easter weekend.. few are paying any attention..



More You Tube


Happy Easter

War isn't over


All the news unfit to print for Saturday, March 22, 2008


REUTERS/Alessandra Tarantino/Pool (VATICAN)
EASTER EVE 2008





AFP PHOTO
The Vatican's China-themed Easter in the shadow of Tibet


Whoops: Hillary overstaking her 1996 Balkans trip? The Washington POST examines her story..

Total recall: Some Easter toys recalled over lead paint problems..

Canada forces recall of Cadbury Mini Eggs for containing traces of nuts but not saying so..


Dreaming of a White Easter.. Newton enjoys his snow Spring paradise..

Now added on Schmuckraker: Guestbook..

Crisis on the set of FOX NEWS! Anchor walks off over "Obama bashing"!

FOX's Chris Wallace critical of FOX AND FRIENDS Obama bash fest..

Obama praises Chris Wallace.. critical of FOX NEWS over Wright controversy..

Sean Hannity on passport scandal: "Seems to me Barack Obama is looking for anything to distract from the story of Jeremiah Wright"

Bob Novak: If Clinton wins because of superdelegates, the team "will have done so because of racial fears regarding a black preacher."

Obama a tough sell on Pennsylvania? Pennsyltucky?

More coming on that tomorrow, hopefully. I have some thoughts..

The mighty have fallen: Bears Stearns auctions off teddies, T-shirts, and more..


Unhappy spring: Flooding engulfts entire towns in Midwest..

Flood warnings throughout the Midwest United States..

BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER cast together again..


Put away the bifocals: Jamie Lee Curtis shows skin on new AARP magazine cover!

Giant marine life found in Antarctica..


Thousands watch Virgin Mary statue "cry"

North Carolina teen dies after police tase him in grocery store..

Walmart says they will offer milk that have no artificial growth hormones..

Will the Easter bunny bring you earwax or vomit flavored jelly beans this year? We can only hope..

Texas toddler may have been killed by morbidly obese relative..






Pope celebrates Easter Vigil mass..


Tragic: Stingray kills woman... Force of trauma..


Grisly torture case repulses Mississppi town: Two adults, three teens, and one 12-year-old charged in torture-murder of pregnant mother..

Read at your own risk.. it's the type of story that makes you see the worst of life.. and pray to God that events like this never happen again.. The mother who died is described to have a "childlike" mind..

Forget Mars: Saturn moon may have ocean of water!

Vatican concerns over Osama Bin Laden tape..

China may ban live coverage of summer Olympics!

China remains fearful of protests in the capital city during the summer games.. Tourists warned that their hotels may be monitored

Opposition wins in Taiwan..

Quakes hit China .. A total of four earthquakes hit Western China, strongest was a 7.2..

McCain says China's conduct in Tibet is unacceptable..

Germany urges China to open up on Tibet..