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All the news unfit to print for Thursday, August 30, 2007

Christmas in August for HALLOWEEN fans..


Say what you want about the Rob Zombie's remake of John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN, but it's appearing tomorrow in 3,472 theaters strong nationwide--the most of any movie being released this weekend..

Labor Day Weekend.. with Rob Zombie.. or family. Who will America spend it with?


Halloween (2007) (MGM (Weinstein)) / 3,472

Balls of Fury (Rogue Pictures) / 3,052

Death Sentence (Fox) / 1,822

Ladron Que Roba A Ladron (Lionsgate) / 340

Self-Medicated (ThinkFilm) / 16

The Nines (Newmarket) / 2

Exiled (Magnolia) / 1

Freshman Orientation (Regent Releasing) / 1

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All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Mug Shot

..What no politician wants to see..

Larry Craig--and the world--sees tonight..



All the news unfit to print for Monday, August 27, 2007

Of all the news of the day, perhaps only one thing matters...


Michael Vick found Jesus. Hopefully the dogs did, too..
Alberto Gonzales announced he is resigning.. Harry Reid told Ds not to worry, the investigations won't end..

But maybe the most important story of the day, and not made up at all: Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested in June for "alleged lewd conduct in a men's restroom..

Craig issued a statement today: "At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously." ..

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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, August 25, 2007

Weekend party plans..

Friday night rolled on us again.. another weekend. Another thirsty set of rowdy crowds set to bar hop until their hearts are content.. And maybe in the process slug down an "Osama Bin Laden" before they go home..

That's right.. The Osama Bin Laden drink... it's a blend of Pernod liquor and Tabasco sauce .. not surprisingly a hot, cruel, drink..

This now added to the list of recent war-related drinks popping up in the trendy bars that make the trends--trends that won't reach the countryside for years to come.. The Guantanamo Bay Breeze.. the Shock and Awe.. the Dirty Bomb..

Life during wartime.. At the bar scene.

Drink up. While we fight.


All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Even during wartime, sex still sells

I guess even during war, sex sells.. Israeli bombs may be falling in Lebanon, but Reuters reports that a 'swanky' beach resort had a crowd of young Lebanese watching Young Ukrainian models in skimpy swimwear..

So much for raining missiles and bombs busting homes and streets, get out the faux chain and faux fur lingerie !

Humanitarian crisis in the future no worries! Breasts are bobbing and the weather is warm..

Life during wartime... not really. Maybe the great disconnect during wartime.

It's in America, too.. obviously to a different degree since the war is not on our shoreline. But there's a disconnect.

Maybe it's the MTV generation during wartime.. growing up in a brave new world no one really seems ready to confront.


If the food don't kill ya, the clothing will

The latest fashion craze (one we didn't even know was under our noses): formaldehyde clothing!

That's right, the latest in China health problem inducing products brings us information of chemical clothing..

New Zealand confirmed that it is investigating clothing imported from China for dangerous levels of chemicals, including formaldehyde up to 900 times the safety limit set by the World Health Organization!

Don't brush your teeth.. play with toys.. and now take a closer look at clothing.. Let the free trade continue!


All the news unfit to print for Monday, August 20, 2007

Bark and bite for Michael Vick

Something seems obvious about this one. Michael Vick has accepted a plea deal in the dogfighting case he's been embroiled in. The NFL Network reported that the agreement calls for a prison term of 10-12 months, while ESPN said it is 12-18 months... More rumors since the plea deal of a longer stay in prison possible..


Accident on Tom Cruise movie set

VALKYRIE filming turns ugly as 11 extras fall off of a truck in Germany.. Cruise stars in the real-life story of a plot to kill Adolf Hitler in 1944.
The truck, which was made to look like a Wehrmacht military vehicle, is now being inspected for technical defects as part of a police investigation.


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 19, 2007

Illegal immigrant mom arrested after leaving church

A story that will most likely have some risidual effects throughout the week.. Mother who defied deportation, took up sanctuary was in L.A. for rally.

Will there be outrage? Happiness? She's a Chicago immigration activist, and she was taken into custody on Sunday..


The eye's narrow miss


Fierce and deadly, Hurricane Dean is happening now. But like some ancient oceanic miracle, the eye of the storm narrowly missed the island nation..

Reports from Jamaica tonight of strong winds, flooding rains, and gunfights with police during a forced curfew..

Latest dispatches from the island..


An ocean on land



News from the Utah mine: Losing hope..



A tale of two mines

The word "hope" continues to be used in Utah, even as the families of missing miners watch a video this morning from a camera that was lowered into the mine. The video, obviously, contained no good news for the families that are craving some.

And on the other side of the globe: Families of missing miners in China becoming furious.. Still no word on the fate of 172 miners that have been trapped since the mine they were in was flooded during heavy rains in Eastern China.



Storm track projections: Agreement being seen on Dean


Latest computer models of where Dean will go after it hits Jamaica becoming more coherent now.. Most tracks are taking the storm through Mexico.. a few forecasters even are beginning to contemplate the possibility that the storm travels through Mexico and re-enters an ocean, this time the Pacific.

One track has been consistent--and alone--in taking the storm to the United States Gulf Coast.. however this track is a computer track of historical reference, meaning that it's simply showing where storms in the past have traveled when they originated from this portion of the Atlantic Ocean.

The story now, though, is that Dean is ready for a Jamaica assault in the upcoming hours.

Curfews have been declared in Jamaica..

Many worried about the track of the storm and what it's about to do to the island of Jamaica..
A developing story..


Jamaica readies for direct hit

Hurricane Dean dangerous and getting stronger.. Only a few winds away from a Cat 5 storm// According to the Associated Press,

Jamaica converted schools, churches and the indoor national sports arena into shelters and authorities urged people to take cover from a storm that could rake the country with winds of 145 mph and dump up to 20 inches of rain."

"It's going to be very, very serious," said Lawrence Samuel as he shopped for emergency groceries while his wife and son went to the hardware store for plywood and other supplies.


Gucci Fred Thompson takes on the state fair scene

Who's sick of hearing about Fred Thompson!?

ME!

The actor turned possible savior that refuses to announce was trotting around in Iowa yesterday--albeit in Gucci loafers driving around on a golf cart--campaigning.. or MAYBE he was just there to look at sculptures of cows made out of butter.

It amazes me. The Republican field is that weak that Fred Thompson, a man with a less than momentous career in the United States Senate, and actor, is being heralded as the future nominee and president of the United States of America!

The man who has not even debated another candidate yet. The Gucci shoes are protecting his feet from the fire so far, but it will get increasingly tough for him to sway the nation.

It appears that, for some reason, he already has conservatives crying for his name. Maybe they're tired of Rudy Guiliani's sudden conservative language. We remember history, Rudy.

Maybe they're sick of defending the war. With John McCain, they kind of have to.

Maybe they're looking for someone who didn't flip on abortion? Mitt Romney's Ken doll appearance isn't enough to let the voters forget his changing stances.

Then again... where does Fred Thompson stand? Do the "Fredheads" care?

So here we are. The state of the great campaign for President 2008. Hillary bouts it out with Barack--and is running away with the ball. And on the other side, disarray has led an entire political movement to fold their cards and hope that D.A. Arthur Branch gets into the ring.

The Washington POST points out that it's only a few months until the campaign and that it could start getting very difficult for organization purposes.

The FredHeads better get moving. Time is running out.

Dalton/Thompson's Gucci shoes may start burning holes in the bottom.

PHOTO CREDIT: AP Photo/M. Spencer Green


No sign of life..

A fourth hole drilled at the site of the Utah mine incident yielding no positive results.. no signs of life after the hole was drilled..

A microphone lowered into the cavern yielded no sound..

Underground tunneling was stopped at the site after the mountain mine "bump"/// tonight's results not good news for families ..


New domestic surveillance law may have some unintended consequences

Another wonderful example of bills passing through the halls of Congress without anyone either reading them or really caring about what the vague words inside the thick pages of the legislation even say!

The New York TIMES reporting an eye-opening and chilling possibility .. the rapid passage--allowed by Democrats don't forget--of President's Bush's hope for broad new surveillance powers has a possible few unforeseen consequences.. Physical searches on American soil without without court approval .. Searches of business records without court approval.

Civil libertarians, some conservatives, and some liberals are screaming from a distance "I told you so!"

The Democrats that won in 2006 with the message that they would be a road block to President Bush are the same ones that rolled over and played dead as the surveillance bill walked all over them. The ones that still stood apparently had no intention on understanding the historical and future consequences of their one simple quick action..

As a note, the Bush Administration is saying that though there are concerns about this situation, they said strict rules would be placed on the operation and enforcement of the law. They said they would minimize the extent to which Americans would be caught up in the surveillance.

Related post: Ashcroft's Hospital Nightmares


Firefighters die near Ground Zero



Fashion police White House style..

Brian Ross from ABC details a White House secret memo about how to spot anti-Bush T-shirts at rallies or other political events .. In fairness, Ross points out that the 2004 Kerry campaign used the same tactics..

The ACLU tonight with the secret document posted for the world to see on their website.


All the news unfit to print for Saturday, August 18, 2007

A few pre-hurricane random rakings



A mining disaster-- on the other side of the globe

... the tragic situation still unfolding in Utah, but a whole new mining tragedy taking place in China. .Heavy rains and flooding in Eastern China have trapped more than 180 coal miners .. Official word from China only puts a "slim" chance of the miners surviving..

Though the incident was natural in cause, the last few paragraphs from this Reuters story are extremely important to think about:
"Heavy demand for coal to feed rapid economic growth in the world's fourth-largest economy has led some mine operators to push production beyond safe limits, despite Beijing's efforts to crack down on corruption and lax enforcement of standards.

Last year, 4,746 people were killed in thousands of blasts, floods and other mining accidents. While this year's record had been improving, the level is far worse than in other major coal-producing nations.

The U.S. Department of Labor, for instance, had recorded 14 coal mine deaths as of August 10 this year. Chinese officials estimate that China now suffers 1.485 mine deaths for every million tonnes of coal produced, compared with about 0.04 U.S. deaths for every million tonnes that country produced in 2005."



Sensible email and a revised headline..


My posting this morning about the Utah mine disaster caused one reader to email a pretty sensible comment. I wrote "Miners stilled trapped search suspended after tragic deaths of rescue workers.. "..

The reader wrote, "The miners may be trapped but we don't even know if they are alive. We pray they are, but to assume that after all of this time in the ground they could still be alive? Well I don't know what you think but I see that unlikely."

Maybe it is.. but looking through the history of mining disasters and cave-ins.. A few facts from recent history give us reason to hold out that "hope" that Bob Murray told us to keep thinking about, but the desperate situation is definitely grim. And even more so now with the suspension of rescue missions underground. The other interesting piece of information that is getting more play--especially with the help of Keith Olbermann the other night on MSNBC'S COUNTDOWN--is the media attention on Bob Murray's words and actions pre and post mine disaster.. The story will intensify .. We're holding out that hope you asked for, Mr. Murray, but expect those hardball questions to get harder..

PHOTO: AP Photo/The Salt Lake Tribune, Trent Nelson


Jamaica braces for Mean Dean

DEAN is taking aim at Hispaniola, Jamaica and Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula, with forecasters saying it could turn into a Category 5 storm within 72 hours..

Major developing story in the Gulf of Mexico this weekend. The track of Dean after striking the Caribbean this weekend puts it near the Texas Gulf Coast by Wednesday. However, it will cross the Yucatan Peninsula and possibly lose some strength..


Miners still trapped, search suspended after tragic deaths of rescue workers..

A sad tragic situation worsened this week. The miners trapped in a Utah mine still trapped.. three rescue workers trying to locate the trapped miners died this week when a mountain "bump" caused a cave in at the Crandall Canyon Mine. And now the search for the previously trapped miners suspended..


Were they doing retreat mining, Bob?



Ashcroft's Hospital Bed Nightmares

Fascinating stories this week that sound more like they are from a spy novel than from real life: Reports that former Attorney General John Ashcroft was feeble and stressed after being visited by Alberto Gonzales in March of 2004. Gonzo wanted to Ashcroft to reauthorize the secret wiretap program that no one really knew of back then. Aschroft, according to the FBI notes and reports, did not have full access to information and details. He did not approve the program from his bed. As we know from history, the wiretap program went forward..

Jose Padilla was found guilty this week by a United States court..

And what would John Ashcroft think of this from a hospital bed!? Spy satellites are going to be used for domestic surveillance under new rules imposed by the White House . .The goal, expand the use for terrorism -- and eventually "law enforcement".. The brave new world increasingly fearful. The brave new world increasingly frightening. Liberties activists are obviously worried about the impending eyes in our skies. General population not much so. As usual, the news is just noise in the background of life. 1984? Hopefully not. 2007.. I guess.


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 12, 2007

Christian Boot Camp Gone Bad



The Kos with the Most

Markos Moulitsas appeared on Meet the Press this morning with former Congressman Harold Ford Jr, a man pretty much blue dog in heart..

Mr. Moulitsas' flare for self aggrandizing love was clear throughout the show..

It's been a big week for Markos Moulitsas. Democrats appeared at the yearly Kos Convention.. pandering to the far left of the Democratic party in the process. Hillary Clinton, at one point, even got boos from the crowd..

Markos Moulitsas, however, is having some newfound trouble on the Internet. The blogs of freedom from around the world--at least in countries that allow free speech online and countries that are not cracking down on the afermentioned--are challenging Mr. Moulitsas on his own turf..

Francis Holland reporting that the founder of the Daily Kos would work for the CIA and already did for 6 months in 2001..

It has some websites even asking if the Daily Kos is "CIA Engineered Controlled Opposition"!

The worldwide web of wonders and fears. It's fun.

The leader of the "Kossacks" however is now being tested by some members of his own faction..


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King Hiss .. blogging again..

You read that last post correctly.. I was bitten by a snake today. Not even sure what kind--as you can imagine panic ensued immediately.

All is well, though..

Well enough to add some links to the site of worldwide events that matter, and even those that don't..

So here we are.. the snake-bitten random rakings:

Bla bla bla .. Mitt Romney wins the Iowa Straw Poll..

There is still no sign of missing miners .. the heartbreaking search continues in Utah

3-Inch gouge found on space shuttle..

Eyebrows raise in Washington: Bush war advisor says draft is worth a look..

Intensive study of possible major quake in California: Impassable roads, no water, closed businesses ..

Scientists say that arctic sea ice is the lowest ever recorded..

Guiliani says he misspoke when he said that he spent as much time, if not more, at Ground Zero..

Fossils challenge evolution theory..



All the news unfit to print for Saturday, August 11, 2007

The Schmuck vs the Snakes: Round 2

I got bit by a snake this morning.. nothing major. Went to the ER, got the normal shots etc. But the fact I was bit by a snake makes me think it was the revenge for my slaying of a snake two weeks ago.. More to come..

Also, some more blogging in general will take place later.. I've became lackadaisical, but I WILL make sure I report all the news that unfit to print at my first next free moment..

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All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 5, 2007

A quiet Saturday night..



All the news unfit to print for Saturday, August 4, 2007

Cheney on Leno

Fake news clip may be one of the funniest from the week..



A heated exchange..

A simple campaign stop by Mitt Romney turns into a verbal battle between him and waitress Michele Griffin..

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Ron Paul.. the man the AP calls the "unusual" candidate

The candidate who should be president is now a huge attraction on both Google and You Tube.. It's not translating into poll results, though.. he still trails behind the major candidates..

One could only hope this surge of youth-invigorated Paulamania will somehow translate into an electoral revolution in 2008.. As I said, one could only hope..

In the meantime, as I mentioned in an earlier post today, an AP story today gave us a 65-word-story on the Texas Congressman..

His "unusual appeal."

Some other Random Ron rakings: The Congressman has more donations from active military soldiers than any other Republican candidate..

The new favorite for people looking for an outsider..

On Dennis Miller, Paul says he would like to do some things but cannot because of Constitutional limitations that he pledges he would follow..

Paul talks about freedom on the Internet..

So the question: Does the media's insistence on using the adjectives "long-shot" or "unusual" or "contrarian" or second tier" before Paul's name keep him where he is? Or is it a false appeal online? Can the Net be so disconnected from the real campaign?

Or are people just so sick of the campaign becoming an earlier and earlier process that it is not even paying attention to a thing?

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Some random rakings..

Saturday morning. Hot. Humid. Summer.

Random rakings. I need say no more:

Glen McDuffie says he is the soldier kissing the nurse in the famed LIFE magazine photo of returning troops in Times Square after World War II.. LIFE magazine still not convinced.


17 kids for Arkansas family--and they want more!

A changing Earth: Lake Superior losing water..

Foot and mouth worries in Britain: PM Gordon Brown bans all UK meat exports.. says rapid action will follow and find the Foot and Mouth disease outbreak source..

Newt Gingrich says war on terror is "phony"

Dancing jailbirds a hit on You Tube..

Associated Press' 65 words on Ron Paul.. 65 words.

Bob Novak comments on why he knew Bush wanted to go to war quickly after 9/11..

Why I hate wedding rehearsal dinners..

Just when we thought things were getting better at Ford, now a new Ford recall! Cruise control switch problems; Huge recall.

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Theater counts for the weekend..

Chances are, if you're going to see UNDERDOG or THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, you're in luck .. EL CANTANTE, maybe not..

Theater counts for this weekend..

The Bourne Ultimatum (Universal) / 3,660 theaters

Underdog (Buena Vista) / 3,013 theaters

Hot Rod (Paramount) / 2,607 theaters

BRATZ (Lionsgate) / 1,509 theaters

El Cantante (Picturehouse) / 542 theaters

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All the news unfit to print for Friday, August 3, 2007

Lead paint.. and falling bridges


Yep. That's America in 2007..

The products are from China.. the paint is made with lead. .the toothpaste has a chemical that can't go in your mouth.. the food is tainted..

The meatballs have cardboard..

And just in case you thought it was safe, the bridge you're on just fell into the Mississippi River!

The 20th was called the American century. I suppose the 21st is the century we all fall down.

It was bad enough that we lost scores of jobs with outsourcing and company-protected but not worker-protected trade agreements--but now coming with those trade agreement are processed foods containing elements that the human body shouldn't even have!

And with the fact that we're spending oodles and oodles of money daily on war and weaponry, the infrastructure of America isn't fairing so well. Over a quarter of the nation's bridges have been said to be deficient.. The very fact a bridge literally fell down this week shows that we have neglected the roadways and bridges we drive on.

It was easy for our major news media, mostly owned by Rupert Murdoch, to exclaim the question, "Who's to blame!?" But it's harder to really name the causes.

There have been bad decisions over the years.. News came out today that the Minneapolis bridge collapse happened years after some knew it was already becoming something that needed repair.. In 1990, reports circulated that there were problems on the interstate bridge..

And warning signs are apparently not really a problem for experts when it comes to Chinese imports.

So from Wal-Mart to your kitchen table. We're a changing land.

Emlo is dangerous, and so are major thoroughfares.. Your kids are licking a toy that may have lead paint on it..

And God only knows what's in the meat.

But just when you thought it was safe to eat vegetables, a fresh warning about green beans tonight: A warning not to eat certain types of canned green beans because of a botulism scare.

Boy it's fun to be an American..

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All the news unfit to print for Thursday, August 2, 2007

.. America the crumbling..

An entire bridge collapses over the Mississippi River and tens of thousands of Fisher Price toys imported from China are being recalled due to lead paint..

America's birthday just passed.. Are things as bad as they seem?

Is the infrastructure decaying beyond recognition?

Are we outsourcing too much in turn poisening ourselves?

Thoughts on this coming soon..

And a quick, scary video, of the actual bridge collapsing that I just can't get out of my mind..

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